1.  You’ll never hear us say “ping me”, “awesome”, “circle back”,  “super-excited” or “reach out”.  We'll never start a sentence with "So,….".  We don't have an “ideation pit” filled with double beds,  a pinball machine or a retro gramophone.  We don’t have a vintage caravan parked in the middle of the office, fake grass on the floor, pet monkeys, sponsored dogs, a spelt/quinoa mélange cupcake concession in reception or an organic goats milk decaf latte maker.  Hair: conventional.

2.  Our holiday plans are unlikely to leave you feeling inadequate.

3.  Our receptionist is a nightmare to get hold of (we don't have one - we are all on the front line). “Nightmaaare.”

4.  We’re disobedient (we're advisors - we only do what we agree with you. We say yes a lot, but we also say no).

5.  Average age - 41 (which we'd call "early seventies retro chic").

6.  Most of our ideas end up in the bin (you get to see the ones that work - the sort that have won us Outstanding PR Consultancy gongs).

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